He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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