everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
