i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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