I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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