one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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