I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she told me i tasted like america
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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