Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So many bounce houses so little time
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
