i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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