Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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