Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
There are leaves in my underwear?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
