I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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