It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Randomize
