Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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