I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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