Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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