we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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