how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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