Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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