Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you still have your period?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just want nice things and good sex
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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