Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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