At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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