After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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