Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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