Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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