i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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