if you like me you must not know who I am
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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