Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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