How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
As shirtless as possible
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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