You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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