i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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