my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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