Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
