Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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