he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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