so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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