i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Im part way to drunk.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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