I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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