I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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