take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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