Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
