We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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