he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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