i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
