so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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