Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Woke up backwards on a recliner
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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