kristin has been a bad kristin
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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