he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think your dad took our porno
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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