when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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