Christians are straight up FREAKS
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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