i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I cut my penus on the lid.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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