Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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