i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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