Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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