Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
