belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
whose parrot is this?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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