Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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