How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Come see our sink grown plant.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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