I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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