I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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