It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
im on a boat
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