there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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